Spend Your Gay Money Wisely
The 303 Not-So-Creative By The Not-So-Supreme Court Ruling
Do you want to know my knee-jerk reaction to today’s SCOTUS ruling favoring that balvan in Colorado that was never asked to design a gay wedding website? First, let me get this straight, or in this case, gay, did the Supreme Court rule in her favor based on her fear of being asked to design a website by a couple of gays? That her virgin Christian fundamentalist nationalist ears and eyes be protected if such an event is ever asked of her? And the Not-So-Supreme Court ruled that even that’s protected under the First Amendment? Am I right? That’s her right? So, you're telling me that this bitch has ‘headed off at the pass’ an actual never-happened reality? Am I missing something here?
Can this be true, that all our thoughts and fears have rights? Shit, if all of my thoughts had rights, I would love to express my joy with seeing abject cruelty cast on all MAGA Republicans. And that’s me being nice, as my desensitized, overactive thought process wishes the worst possible outcomes for all Trump supporters. These statements would typically be flagged on TikTok for Community Guidelines Violations for bullying or hate speech. But if that Colorado wildebeest’s violent disdain for gays is covered under the First Amendment, could I want the worst for MAGA idiots too? No? Goose, gander? Please work with me here. Someone, anyone?
Since I am far more level-headed than any MAGA shithead, rather than freak out and grab tiki-torches as that ruling was announced, the immediate response I posted on TikTok was ‘Thank You”. I’ve modified my initial reaction since this morning, but the message is the same and equally straightforward.
Today’s ruling in support of the Colorado cow’s First Amendment rights granted cover for her tragic Christian bullshit should make the gay community much more thoughtful about every dollar we spend. Make sure we give our money to those who respect us. Ask a question before buying anything, in any store, from any vendor, artist, or drug dealer; you know what I mean. After observing this recent Gay Pride Month with corporate America showing their gross true selves, we need to be smarter with every penny that gets the honor of our presence.
So, I repeat, Thank You, Homophobic SCOTUS, for clearing the path for us to steer clear of people and companies like you and that heinous beast in Colorado. Our gay money is priceless, and watch, corporate America will come crawling back on its hands and knees in the coming years. We must make them beg and suffer, and while you’re down there…keep begging bitches. You’ll see.
You’re my fave. Xoxo
How is this justifiable? The "aggrieved" person didn't having standing if not "harmed".