Y'all Made Your Bed. Now Lie in It.

And There's No Changing Sheets on the Horizon.

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Let’s get one thing straight—y’all need to stop whining about the bed y’all made, which unfortunately, we’re all lying in now. With the duvet covers pulled back, both the far-left progressives and MAGA loons are acting like “whiny little bitches.”

Trump's recent Middle East trip should be Exhibit A in the Theatre of the Geopolitical Absurd. Did you catch that moment in Dubai when a bunch of Islamist men in floor-length white gowns — a la Madame Grès — did choreography to the Village People’s gay anthem “YMCA”? I mean, seriously? That visual is burned into my brain forever.

[Sidebar] My friend Yassen, who introduced me to my Israeli husband Shlomi, used to say that in Morocco, when he was growing up, every man was on the take for another man — and not to be fooled by their Islamic butch act. Those words rang true watching that wannabe disco embarrassment. You go, girls!

What we’re seeing is some on the left are finally realizing how weaponized antisemitism cloaked in “social justice” rhetoric is a monster they may no longer control. Meanwhile, some on the right — who were tweaking on Trumpian bravado — are now getting cold feet, or worse, pretending to be shocked by his diplomatic lap dance with the financiers of evil.

You didn’t believe truth-tellers like me when we said Qatar didn’t just wake up one day and decide to bankroll chaos after October 7, 2023. They’ve been doing it in plain sight for decades. And more people than we want to admit have been on the take, which brings us to this dangerously absurd moment.

Yeah, Trump made a deal with the devils. Ain’t nothing we can do about it. A few court cases here and there won’t stop the Islamic wet dream of ending life on Earth for Jews — and I hate to split hairs here, but Judaism began in Zion 1,500 years before Muhammad decided to cough up his own branded, meaner religion. And after the Jews, Islamists want to wipe out the Christians. But I digress.

We’re now accosted on social media by far-left, face-covered morons whose breath must be unimaginable — wrapped in keffiyehs and chanting “From the river to the sea.” That slogan is not nuanced or complicated — it’s a direct call to erase Israel. Meanwhile, newly radicalized far-right Jewish influencers are waving blue and white flags, screaming “Never Again!” in a tone that’s too new, too loud, and frankly, too late. As you know, I say, “Never say ‘Never Again’ again!”

Let me be clear: I grew up hearing stories from my mother, a Holocaust survivor. I don’t need to be lectured by these newly enlightened, doom-scrolling political geniuses — NOT — who woke up and smelled the Turkish coffee after bingeing Instagram and TikTok.

Thanks to Trump, America is now so far up the ass of these Qatari, Hamas-enabling, Death Star–adjacent masterminds who’ve brilliantly radicalized our youth that even our military and police seem paralyzed to respond.

Let me remind you: Hitler once said, “He alone who owns the youth gains the future.” And the Qatari-funded propaganda machine has owned America’s youthful, useful idiots to the point where they’re focused on debating pronouns while spewing the word “genocide” like they know what the fuck they are talking about.

And while I’m addressing these cosplaying embarrassments to their parents chanting “From the river to the sea” — YOU ARE NOT ACTIVISTS. Stop comparing yourselves to the anti–Vietnam War generation. It is an insult to the 58,000 Americans who died in that senseless war.

If Trump wanted to do something meaningful — and I say this knowing he won’t — he’d round up these misguided, propagandized, terrorist-loving, helicoptered, democracy-abandoning lemmings and Islamist antisemites threatening to wipe out the Jews. Deprogram them. And yes, put them in detention centers to re-read the Constitution they want to destroy by actively calling for the destruction of America and Israel.

Free speech does not mean freedom to threaten entire peoples. And if that makes me sound extreme? Good. I call it clarity.

I’ve said it many times over the years, and I’ll say it again: The First Amendment needs a damn amendment. Because somewhere between hate speech and performative wokeness, we’ve lost the plot.

So, to everyone screaming now — from both ends of the political horseshoe — you made the bed. And if the sheets reek of petrodollars and cognitive dissonance? Well… sweet dreams.

PS…Nighty night. And get my book, it’s great bedside reading.

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