Trump Is Worse Than A Vampire

For Sucking The Lost Boys MAGA Nationalist Republicans Dry

Trump is worse than a vampire. Historically, there was always a sensual mystique around Count Dracula. The act of sucking someone's neck is a metaphor that conjures up obsession and lust for blood or love. At least, I always thought it was fairly kinky. Now that Trump’s reputation is that of a monster, like everything he touches, even the notion of him as a vampire, fangs and all, makes me want to throw up. Is there anything he doesn’t corrupt?

We all know that Trump only wants to suck the cash out of his idiotic supporters. Meanwhile, they gleefully let him suck out all their cash, and he is also welcome for their blood, too. Just ask Ashli Babbit. Since they’ve already sold their souls to the devil, you know they’d probably love to give him head as their gift with purchase.

Recently, I saw a concerning headline that went under the radar. “Feds warned Trump about excessive campaign donations—again.” Yes, the Federal Election Commission has again flagged hundreds of apparently excessive contributions from MAGA nationals to that Gross Baboon’s 2024 presidential campaign.

The Feds noticed something that they call a “Trump donation addiction.” Could you puke? These psychos are nauseating. I never pity fools like this putz, for example, John Duerst, who made a dozen small-dollar donations to Trump’s campaign on a single day. Coupled with other contributions, Duerst eventually exceeded the federal contribution threshold of $3,300 per election. Hey, nincompoop, your desperate-to-be-loved donation wouldn’t even get all 215 pounds of that lard ass off the ground.

Trump’s campaign continues to use his signature scammy, aggressive fundraising techniques that have led to donors giving more to his campaign than planned, requiring the committee to return millions in campaign contributions due to recurring payments. Despite racking up 91 felony counts across four criminal cases, that hog continues to suck off the MAGA Nationalist sycophant cult. At the same time, these wanna-be Christians are praying for their new, rotund Jesus to get close enough for them to suck his teat. That’s why they go to those cringe-inducing rallies.

Sadly, as gross as this all sounds, it’s God’s honest truth. Right, Jesus?

Peace…
Abe - Won’t Be Silent

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