Throw the United Nations Out of America Now
The Headquarters for Hypocrisy Is Nothing But a House of Cards
PLEASE NOTE: Let me preface this by saying I did not watch Trump’s speech at the UN Assembly this morning. Yet, after seeing a few outtakes, I could have written it myself.
The United Nations was conceived as a forum to prevent war and protect human dignity. Born in the aftermath of World War II to safeguard peace and defend human rights, it has since devolved into a clubhouse for dictators, terror apologists, and bureaucrats who confuse moral relativism with diplomacy. Today, it’s a theater of the absurd — a stage for moral depravity that shelters autocrats, excuses brutality, ignores atrocities, and dodges accountability, all while lecturing democracies. Hypocrisy dressed up in diplomatic costumes.
The United Nations sits on some of the most valuable real estate in New York City — and you-know-who would love nothing more than to slap his name across the top of it. Glistening on the East River, the UN has become little more than a monument to empty promises, a megaphone for tyranny, and a generator of useless platitudes.
At this point, the UN is less a beacon of hope than a monument to corruption and fecklessness — a global scam run by bureaucrats in cheap suits, burkas, as assorted schmattas. Its agencies bankroll dysfunction, its councils elevate regimes that brutalize their own people, and its resolutions obsess over condemning Israel while ignoring atrocities everywhere else.
In Bed With Terror
Nowhere is this moral depravity clearer than in the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA). The agency, meant to provide aid to Palestinians, has repeatedly been exposed for colluding with Hamas — the same Hamas that butchered Israeli civilians on October 7 and still holds hostages in Gaza. UNRWA schools have doubled as weapons depots, its employees have been linked to terror operations, and its funding lines blur into the machinery of violence. And yet, the UN clings to UNRWA as though it were some sacred institution, pretending not to see the blood on its hands.
The Farce of “Human Rights”
The UN Human Rights Council might be the darkest joke of all. Its membership roster reads like a rogues’ gallery: regimes that jail dissidents, stone women, and fund terror sit in judgment of liberal democracies. Iran, Cuba, and other repressive governments have all enjoyed seats at the table, turning the Council into a parody of justice. To see these states preside over “human rights” debates is when the joke “Chickens for KFC” happened after “Queers for Palestine” became an embarrassing reality. Especially after knowing how gays are thrown off roofs in Gaza. But I digress.
America’s So-Called Allies: Feckless and Foolish
Don’t even start with me about UN’s moral collapse when we see the chorus of fecklessness rising from Western capitals. France, Spain, Ireland, Norway, and even Canada have rushing to “recognize” a Palestinian state — all while Israeli hostages remain in Hamas tunnels. This premature recognition is nothing more than mental masturbation meant to make elites feel righteous while achieving nothing. Without American backing it, such blather is meaningless. And without demanding the release of the hostages these degenerates are just proving how idiotic they are on the world stage. Trump will make mincemeat of them. You’ll see.
Why America Must Act
The U.S. shoulders a ridiculous share of the UN’s funding — over $12 billion a year — effectively subsidizing a boatload of hypocrites and shit-kickers. That money would be far better spent right here in the good old USA: feeding families, supporting veterans, rebuilding infrastructure, and tackling homelessness. Instead, we bankroll the very regimes and bureaucrats I’d sooner see hogtied and tarred and feathered for demonizing Israel.
The time has come to shut off the spigot and kick the UN out. Let Geneva, Riyadh, or Tehran host this circus of bullshit. New Yorkers deserve something better than a glittering tower of nothing interesting on the East River.
Talk about “No Justice, No Peace.” The UN turns a blind eye to atrocities and actual genocides while singling out the only democracy in the Middle East — Israel — and accusing it of that horrific crime in Gaza. It’s political theater at its most egregious.
It’s time to blow the house of cards down and strip the UN of its relevance. (Even though they have done a mighty fine job of ruining their reputation without any help from me.) It’s high time to tell Secretary-General António Manuel de Oliveira Guterres to start packing and toss these lowlifes the hell out of America — they’ve proven themselves to be a lost cause. The headquarters of hypocrisy has outstayed its welcome. Yalla!





More than forty years ago, Bruce Feirstein published Real Men Don't Eat Quiche.
Real Men don't believe in the United Nations:
"After thirty-five years," say Real Men, "all they've proved capable of doing is producing a marginally attractive Christmas card."
Seems not a lot has changed in forty years. Kinda remember someone like Dave Barry noting that if the UN wasn't in NY but in a lot less likable place like Cleveland or Moscow, it would be no where near as popular and no one would want to go there.
HELLO My Brother Abe! I watched that orange sh*thead's speech #embarressment
I am with you the United Nations needs to move out of The Divided States of America.
Loved your book (audio version) because I could hear that deep throated voice...beautiful!