The Little Pride Month That Could
The Intolerance We're Seeing This Gay Pride Month Is Intolerable
Girl, what month are we in? Last time I checked, it was June, which has historically been Pride Month. Gay Pride to be exact! From the looks of the news and my social media feed you would never know it. Are we less proud or something? Why are we allowing the DREGS of society, yes, you, Martha-Ann Alito, to get more attention, than, let’s say, any drag contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race? Martha-Ann? The name alone is enough to put shivers down my spine. I envision a hellfire-damnation, Mother Superior, nun-type dominatrix thrashing the young, new sisters in her order with a leather rosary-bed, whip thing. I am sure she ‘Eyes White Shuts’ Justice Samuel Alito nightly. “Beg for more, you swine”, which I’m sure he laps right up. (OK…TMI.)
And there’s Madame Francis. Yes, I mean the Pope, who for the most part spends his days and nights in full-on drag. Don’t be slurring gays, Mary. I don’t mean Jesus’ mother either. I have had it up to my groin is anti-gay sentiment on this, our one month where queens in Speedos reign supreme. (As annoying as that is, really.)
And what blew up Dave Williams’ skirt who heads the Colorado GOP (Log Cabin closet case) who looks pretty nelly with those pursed lips. He put out a mailer saying, "God Hates Pride" and called for supporters to "burn all the Pride flags." Is that next to the books you heinous beast?
The Intolerance that we are seeding this Pride Month is intolerable and must not be tolerated. Between the anti-Jewish and anti-gay rhetoric being spewed everywhere, I’d say, y’all better hope and pray that the Jewish Defense League and the Pink Panther Patrol don’t resurface and come together. Cause once we decide to take matters into our own hands—since the cops surely ain’t—y’all will rue the day. You’ll see.
Peace—literally & figuratively…
Abe
PS…Listening to my Audiobook while walking can be very meditative and hilarious.
