The Comeuppance Greta Thunberg Deserves
The Bad Karma Boomerang Will Take Her and the Free Palestine Lunatics Down. Popcorn Optional.
There’s something deliciously ironic happening in an Israeli detention facility right now: Greta Thunberg and her idiotic, sycophantic shipmates from the Gaza-bound “Freedom Flotilla” are being shown 47 minutes of unedited footage of Hamas’s October 7 massacre. That’s right — the same activists who have stayed silent on the grotesque terrorist attack against innocent Jews are now being forced to face what they refused to acknowledge.
The truth.
It’s hard to imagine a more poetic consequence for this traveling circus of immoral douchebags. Sadly, the word on the street is that the Pirates of the Penzance wannabes refused to watch the film. They weren’t A Clockwork Orange-ed.
Let’s be clear: Greta wasn’t sailing to deliver humanitarian aid. Her moronic “Selfie Yacht” had little more than a few McDonald’s Happy Meals and several vegan Chipotle burritos. She was sailing the high seas for clicks, likes, and the usual garden-variety social media whoring. When Greta boarded the S.S. Desperado — I mean, Madleen — she wasn’t carrying life-saving medical supplies. She was carrying a lame, pretentious narrative wrapped in tablecloths. Truly, what a bunch of losers.
In addition to the #VirginTween — my new favorite hashtag — the other castaways on Gilligan’s Cruise to Nowhere:
Lisa Fithian, a professional chaos coordinator with a résumé built on disruption.
Clare Daly, the Irish MEP more comfortable defending tyrants than telling the truth.
Zohar Chamberlain Regev, an Israeli-born BDS loyalist whose contempt for her homeland is her brand (Kapo on parade).
Thiago Ávila, Brazilian activist and nauseating Hamas apologist.
And then, the pièce de résistance: as the Israeli Navy legally intercepted the vessel, multiple passengers threw their phones and laptops overboard. Excuse me?
What kind of “humanitarian mission” includes destroying your digital trail?
If you’re doing something noble, you protect your proof. If you’re covering up for taking money from George Soros, thanking Bernie Sanders, and sending heart emojis to Hamas leaders in Qatar — then yeah, you toss that shit into the sea. These aren’t peace activists. They’re criminal-minded propagandists masquerading as Gen Z innocents caught in a no-win situation. And your hysterical, panicked reaction?
Dead giveaway.
Guilty as charged — by me!
The #VirginTween — shamefully — called the IDF’s operation a “kidnapping.” The same #VirginTween who had nothing to say about the Israeli children dragged into Gaza. The same one who didn’t shed a tear for the Bibas babies — nor a single tweet. Because her outrage is performative.
She and her crew weren’t really sailing to Gaza. They were horny teens for global attention. The paint-throwing act on museum masterpieces was going over like a lead balloon, and she needed a new act. Enter the Palestine Boo Hoo Act of 2023. What the #VirginTween and her band of schmendricks have done is prove their asininity — while Israel gets the last laugh.
So, there they sit. Not on a boat landing in CCHHHHHAZA — but in a holding cell in Eretz Yisrael. Watching the horrors they tried to pretend didn’t happen. I’d love to see any one of them try to call their illegal attempt to enter an active war zone — and being legally rerouted — a “kidnapping” again when they return to their mommy’s basements.
I dare them.
Here’s what they’ve really done: emboldened extremists, trivialized terrorism, and turned the suffering of Palestinians into a backdrop for Western narcissism — and growing irrelevance. Especially now, as actual Gazans bravely go on camera pleading to be “Free from Hamas.”
By singing Hamas’s praises, shielding them from accountability, and demonizing Israel’s right to defend itself, this movement isn’t advancing peace — it’s cockblocking it. Worse, it’s making everyday Gazans even more unsafe. Protecting the perpetrators is abandoning the real victims.
And yes — the karma boomerang is coming for the entire Free Palestine lot of misguided morons.
Greta Thunberg may still be celebrated on college campuses and in clueless activist circles, but history has a longer memory than TikTok. Her descent from climate crusader to conflict tourist will follow her. And every time this flotilla of fools tries to set sail again, they’ll be met not with applause — but with boos.
In the end, Greta and the dinghy of dingbats will get what they deserve.
And watching the karma boomerang do its work?
That’s a popcorn-worthy joy ride for those of us with a heart.
Honestly, this gotcha moment is the most fun I’ve had in years.
Peace…Literally & Figuratively… ABE
PS…Greta and her clan could benefit from a nice long stay at one of my farms.
Bravo, Abe! Right on target! Kol ha kavod!
Greta is dead to me now. She was on the right side of climate change, but is now a terrorist sympathizer.