Stop The World, I Want To Get Off
And Not In A Biblical Way Either
Who has been feeling lately like your head is in a vice, ready to explode from the pressure and the noise emanating from, in no particular order:
The Bloviator Class — although I used that term loosely
TikTokers — present company included, I’m sick of myself lately, too
Christian Nationalists — lordy, don’t start with me
House Freedom Caucus — sick fucks
MTG & Boebert - the whores Of DC
Mike Johnson — where to begin?
Trump, the Gross Baboon — when is he exploding?
Pro-Palestine Violent Protesters — see below
Misguided Influencers — effects of COVID?
Wannabe Spokesmodels Against Genocide — ask them to find on a map
Progressives — righteous AF
Conservatives — may they not rest in peace
Republicans — definitely do not rest in peace
Many Democrats — admit it
No Labels —evil incarnate
Never Trumpers — wannabes back in the GOP saddle
MAGA Lunatics — follow me on TikTok for details
Watermelons — you’ve come a long way, baby
Did I leave anything or anyone out? Please feel free to DM me whoever or whatever that is on your shit list.
I’ve been trying to finish my memoir, “Won’t Be Silent,” and since the friggen war THAT HAMAS STARTED, it has been difficult to concentrate and be my usual giggly, acerbic self.
Today, I just wanted to share my frustration with you and offer you all a place to respond through DM to what is bothering you that I may have missed. Remember, we are still in this together to Save America & Democracy from the evil that lurks around every corner. The problem is that we no longer only have the Christian Nationalists to worry about. We have a new headache. We’re being accosted by an unprecedented rise in antisemitism being perpetrated by a bunch of bleeding-heart, Johnny-Come-Lately peaceniks that — what, just woke up? I thought they were all woke already, but I guess not entirely. The Palestine cause du jour has unearthed way too many angry, violent MAGA-like (not MAGA-lite) lunatics that we see at many protests. Don’t look now because the far-right white zealots are NOT that into you. Careful what you wish for us Jews. NOTE: I am all for less innocent civilians being murdered.
My new official status is: I am a liberal who woke up on October 7. I’m glad my eyes have seen the glory of the coming of — maybe not of the Lord, but my enemies at the gate. This is the truth. If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then I stand with Israel. NOT BIBI AND HIS FAR-RIGHT FACTION. But for Israel as an idea, a place where I and my fellow Jews can go live in a democracy should all the aforementioned idiots screw us over here, and we lose our democracy in 2024 to those goyish fascists.
SIDEBAR: This is to the Jews who won’t shut up about their support of Palestine and accuse the IDF of being Nazis. Girl, when push comes to shove, circa 1941, Vilnius, Warsaw, and Terezin, to name a few, I’ll see y’all in the concentration camps. So snap out of it. Support Peace, as do I, but remember where you fall in the hierarchy of these religious fanatics.
Peace…literally & figuratively…
Abe
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Amen!