Melania Is Still Pissed At Stinky
About The Stormy Daniels Drama
Who can blame Melania Trump for being furious—STILL—at that burnt orange Gross Baboon for besmirching her name and reputation? Oh, wait. She never really had a name or a reputation besides being the only first lady to be featured nude on the cover of the New York Post. But I get it. No one wants to be ridiculed on the level Melania has dealt with since that fateful day coming down that escalator at Trump Tower. While that slob of a husband was trashing immigrants, no one could really vouch for Melania’s immigration trajectory that kept her in the United States doing hookery-looking ads like the one below—either way, at least long enough to marry that beast who finally gave her legal status.
Of all the women Trump could have slept with back in 2006 (the thought is nauseating) before he became the national ass clown that he is, Stormy Daniels was actually skankier than Melania. Clearly, to Melania, that is unforgivable. I mean, how many years ago was that? Why couldn’t he cheat on her with someone of her stature, like a model or an ex-model? Not a porn star. Sacre bleu! At least that jerk had some level of discretion when he raped the writer, E. Jean Carroll, at Bergdorf Goodman. But a porn star? Especially at a time when Melania was most likely not breastfeeding Barron.
Speculation continues to swirl that Melania is stuck in some twisted contract with Trump that keeps her at Mar-a-Lago. In that case, she is a prisoner of her own making. Who can sympathize with her and that constantly brooding face coupled with a look as though she is thinking, “Is that shit I smell?” That’s just one reason she chose to have her living quarters on the opposite end of Mar-a-Lago. The other gossip that surrounded her for years was about the “alleged” (I hate that word) romantic affair with Hank Seimens, head of security of Tiffany & Co., a hop, skip, and a jump into the sack from Trump Tower. (See the image below.) When Melania had to move to Washington, D.C.—remember how long it took her to get there—it was the kiss of death for her ongoing local nookie monster, Hank. She would be stuck in solitary confinement as the “First Lady,” and even she would use the term rarely and loosely.
For the record, I’m on Team Stormy just to keep pissing off the MAGA morons. And I leave you with this loving quote from the first ever nude First Lady herself, “I really don’t care, do you?”
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Peace…
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