Don’t get me wrong; I love my TikTok channel. It’s the best app ever created because it allows individuals to develop their niche reality within this reality-obsessed reality TV world to which Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump have reduced our culture.
It would take a whole lot more than banning TikTok to bring my world to an end. Ushering in a white supremacist, Christian Nationalist-inspired Project 2025 government brought to you by The Heritage Foundation would do the trick. And that is precisely what is on the horizon no matter what happens with TikTok.
If TikTok gets banned, the likelihood of a worst-case scenario—the end of democracy—stands a better chance of coming to fruition. Regardless of Trump stumping for TikTok now, all of a sudden, since word on the street is that Byte Dance is going to shove a few dollars in his sweaty jock strap. The thought alone is nauseating.
The fact that our lame-duck, ineffectual Congress found the time to fast-track banning TikTok after not finding just cause to impeach Joe Biden, or much else since they were voted in, is reason enough to fire every single one of the idiots who voted to put an end to my joystick (TikTok). Gotta hand it to these morons; they know that together the Political TikTok Community is more powerful than any of those half-assed cable (and I use the terms very loosely here) news channels that have devolved into unofficial official Simps 4 Trump. It’s infuriating. The MAGA GOP is afraid that we will usher in another 2020 election result, which I will happily take partial credit for. TikTok was the silent killer of the GOP in that cycle and thwarted the Red Wave of ‘22. Think what you want, I will too.
But hear ye, hear ye, all you far-left democrats and independents who are obsessed with not voting for Joe. Careful of what you wish for because you are setting yourselves up for unimaginable misery. Don’t believe me? Look at Agenda47 on Stinky’s website.
We must prepare to slay the beasts—a.k.a. the MAGA GOP Sychofants—and win the ensuing battle ahead in a valiant effort to keep our freedoms intact and the enemy at the gate.
Chances are, you found your way here (Abe Won’t Be Silent Substack) through TikTok directly or through a recommendation from one of my lovely fellow Political TikTokers. We have created a massive community there, and hopefully, I can vibe with everyone here despite what the future brings for The Tok. For now, thank you for being here.
I love you and love hearing the rational message of a fellow (OH GEVALT) lantzman.