Happy Birthday, Jesus The Jew

Over Two Billion Christians Will Celebrate A Jew's Very Existence

Will The Real Jesus Please Stand Up

Imagine, this Christmas, despite all the venomous antisemitic rhetoric being spewed from babushka-wearing, angry, Jew-hating vermin, y’all are still going to be caroling, dining, and celebrating over what could easily be considered a Jewish holiday.

If that ain’t the most ridiculous truth that exists, what is? And especially to you bible-thumping Evangelical and Christian Nationalist hypocrites who live your life vowing chastity and swearing an oath to a Jewish, not light-skinned nor blond flowing-haired mythical creature…Merry Christmas. You see? Jews aren’t waging war on Christmas after all, as you Fox-watching, Gross Baboon-loving lunatics are quick to accuse us of. Boy, that was fun to say.

So, as we round out 2023, a year that will live in infamy, which felt like 9/11 meets the day America locked down because of the COVID-19 pandemic, coupled with the turbulence of the 2020 election, I have a few thoughts and these just my opinion:

1. Antisemites need to have the same ending as all four of my grandparents.

2. “War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.” - Edwin Starr

3. Politics has been revealed to be the ugliest game in town. Trust no one.

4. Trump needs to explode in Mar-a-Lago in a room filled with his MAGA zealots.

5. My book, Won’t Be Silent, is finished and coming soon. Stay tuned.

6. Democracy uber alles.

7. Mike Johnson must be voted out or destroyed somehow.

8. Trump derangement syndrome suffered by all media outlets must be ignored.

9. Social media climbers should crash and burn. You know who you are.

10. Voting third party is for people who don’t deserve to live in America.

11. People who don’t vote don’t deserve to live in America.

May your days be merry and bright. Shalom.

Peace…literally & figuratively…
Abe

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