When I first saw these two evilinas nuzzying up those first few days of the 118th Congress, I knew this would lead to no good. “You’ll see,” I said on a TikTok post where I first crowned George Santos as Jane Doe. Days before the ‘Kitara Ravache’ drag lifestyle was revealed in Brazil, I sensed that if this creature ended up floating face down in a river, no one could vouch for the real name, hence, Jane Doe.
The ever-conniving Madge the Vadge (Marjorie Taylor Greene) knows all too well to keep her enemies close but her friends closer. Perceiving that toxic Jane Doe was stiff competition for the title of Grossest House member, Madge figured it was best to saddle up with the new toxic avenger. Together, they could amass endless media coverage because they know any press is good press. From there, the cash flows in thanks to the countless, toothless, loser, MAGA, Trump republicans.
So here we are: these two Gross Baboons (it’s a tie) have co-sponsored a bill with the apparent intent of banning books with sexually explicit material, namely LGBTQ+ characters, authors, or themes from U.S. schools. “Sexually explicit material” is the phrase Republicans now commonly use regardless of the presence of any actual nudity, eroticism, or sex. The bill has been referred to the Judiciary and Education committees for consideration.
This is from Madge, who has been recently divorced due to countless extramarital affairs, including with Craig Ivey, dubbed the 'polyamorous tantric sex guru.’ The Vadge was literally caught with her pants down at the gym.
And slime-bucket that he is, Kitara is trashing his own community to secure the fundraising ‘uber alles.’ The truth is, we only know that Jane Doe is a gay man because his ex-lover, Pedro Vilarva, came forward to overshare that he was in deep with Kitara. This while Jane was still married to an actual woman, Uadla Vieira Santos. Confused?
It gets so convoluted that when I saw these two blithering idiot scammers banded together to try and pass this evil bill, HR863, I predicted that they would not live happily ever after. No, not Jane and Pedro, not Kitara and Uadla, and no, not Madge and Craig. Instead, Marjorie Taylor Greene and George Santos will lose their seats in Congress and suffer a life of loneliness…or worse…preferably. Let’s see who gets the last laugh.