BREAKING NEWS: NBC News Fires Their New Hire, Ronna McDaniel
I Guess They Removed Their Label, Since We Saw Right Through Them
NBC and Ronna McDaniel have severed ties following unprecedented internal backlash over the network’s decision to hire her as a political analyst. Top NBC personalities have denounced the move on-air, which was the best public takedown of a Trumper in modern history.
“After listening to the legitimate concerns of many of you, I have decided that Ronna McDaniel will not be an NBC News contributor,” NBCUniversal News Group Chair Cesar Conde wrote in a message to employees. Seriously, I didn’t need Joy Reid, Jen Psaki, or Rachel Maddow to convince me that giving that lying wildebeest such a prominent platform was the STUPIDEST idea since, well, Trump.
Frankly, I’ve minimized my cable news viewing time because the word “NEWS” rarely applied to what the hourly table loads of bloviators were crowing about—the Gross Baboon. So, she’s toast. Now, America, let’s vote to make Stinky is toast, too.
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