Attention: Inglorious Bastards

Mike Flynn, Roseanne Barr, Alex Jones Are Getting Together

Won't Be Silent

Jun 29, 2023

How many scary idiots does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ll let you know when we get the final tally from another of Mike Flynn’s Scarypalooza events. He hosts these tragic Christian Nationalist hag-fests all over the country. Then everyone wonders, how is it that Trumpers are in a cult? Practice, practice, practice. These idiots congeal for these anger management gatherings, which have become Flynn’s gravy train. And since we live in Bizarro World, when I say anger management, it is not the kind you associate with getting people mentally fit. Au contraire, mon cher.

This special edition of Flynn’s Grift-o-Rama will have an extra special treat in store; Roseanne Barr, who labels herself an “old, fat Jew,” will be on hand, hopefully serving as the pinata. Roseanne has already said she can’t wait to be surrounded by her ilk, self-hating unattractive humans. Maybe you saw those videos circulated on social media this week, where Roseanne is saying things so heinous; I wanted to see her have one of my grandparents’ endings right then and there as she spewed the hateful rhetoric.

Her son immediately denied that any of that was true, that she never said those things. Then he saw the video. Then he said she was kidding. Then he accused everyone of not having a sense of humor when his idiotic mother said, “No Jews died in the Holocaust, and I wish we could unalive 6,000,0000 Jews now.” Nothing like denying that a Holocaust denier is denying the Holocaust for a smidge of irony.

Don’t let the fact that it is being held in Las Vegas scare you off, either. For a group that would be better served visiting a lobotomy farm, these folks will have a hootenanny digging in their heels for Trump, uber alles.